Peace. I love dudes. Seriously, I do. Especially when we’re all in common accord about a fine woman. You know what I’m talking about. When the group of fellas are standing around shootin’ the shït and a bad chick with a mean figure walks past. Conversation stops. Eyes fixate. Dude with his back turned astutely reads the faces of his mans before him and quickly 180s (or subtly if he has any kind of cool to him but fµck it, everybody else is already staring) to observe the fine dime feline responsible for this temporal paralysis. Mmm.
Once she finishes her sexy-walkby routine, the group has some choice words about her åss-to-waist ratio and then the shït shootin’ ensues without missing a beat. You’ve just witnessed a male bonding moment.
The best male bonding moments happen around dudes that don’t even know one another. Each is just minding his own business when the fine dime feline interrupts and borrows their concentration. A dude will recognize he’s staring and then quickly recognize that other men are staring as well. The communication that follows goes something like this:
Benge: *shoots the wide-eyed “you see that åss?” glance at nearby dude*
Nearby dude: *returns wide-eyed glance with accompanying nod and whistle contortion of mouth, followed by a few hard blinks and shaking of the head*
You see that? We didn’t even need to say anything to one another. We know what’s up. And being as I’m all super observant and on sexy-walkby standby all the time, I’m occasionally alerted to a fine dime feline before my fellow one-track-minders. This affords me the time to get my fix, regain my senses, and then watch as all the other guys start breaking their necks.
Heh. Heh. Heh.
I love my fellas. We some straight dudes, ain’t we?
-BenGe
-BenGe
One of my friends always talks about this and says that this "man glance" has bonded him to men across political affiliation, ethnicity and etc.
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of uncomfortable for the woman if the men don't really use discretion and leads to the whole feeling like a piece of meat phenomena. So while most women appreciate the attention, in small doses, I hope men are careful not to do too much. Sometimes we don't feel like being drooled at. Not saying people stare at me... lol. But I'm saying... never mind. I'll be real. Sometimes, I don't like being stared at by a bunch of dudes at one time.
so true... i've seen it happen... i just laugh...
ReplyDeleteI can't speak for what other guys do, and I can't help what they do. At least, not on their own time. All I can say is that I appreciate women, and I try my best to appreciate them respectfully. Thas all I can say.
ReplyDeleteThere's absolutely nothing wrong with admiring beauty. Hell, if the ass is phat, I'll look, and I'm not even into chicks like that....
ReplyDeleteI see these "male bonding moments", as you call them, alllll the time on the metro platform. It's quite comical actually seeing how males do it; it's like eye-f*cking is the new black. Females are MUCH more discreet when eyeing the opposite sex.
ReplyDeleteIve been the recipient of many a highfive as a result of this. Its simple math really. Dudes + Booty = Love. Love x Booty + Dudes = Bonding.
ReplyDelete(I cant actually account for the accuracy of this equation, as math was never my favorite subject...but, point is...dudes love lookin' at yo' booty and talking about it with other dudes.)